Tuesday, December 9, 2008
There was no waiting on this one! part 2
If you have not read part one, part two will make no sense. But do what you want, I merely suggest starting with part 1.
Act-II begins with an empty stage. The emperor and his fair lady stroll across the stage professing their love for each other. We can see in the empress’ eyes that she thirsts for more, she seeks the unknown, she seeks excitement and she seeks adventure. Her eyes drift from the emperor and land upon a handsome man walking among the water’s edge. “Who is this man?” she asks. Is he a scholar, a philosopher, a traveler, or a poet? He is an intellectual. He is an Artist. He is Zhan Zeduan! Oh! If only they could someday cross paths. Surely this man could show her the world!
Act-well this is interesting. The scene begins in the desert. Fifty or so dancers take the stage. They are dancers from all over the world. Russians, Palestinians, Arabians bring brilliants to the stage in their flashy traditional garb. Assyrians, Egyptians, and Zulu leap and twirl threw the air. The drums beat and the orchestra rages. Each group begins their solo and ethnically unique dance number and the finale is a group number. It is at this moment my suspicions arise. Where did these groups come from? Is this the empress’ dream? Did Zhan Zeduan travel the world? Are all these cultural groups visiting Bianjing? Lets wait for the next act. Maybe I’ll put it together.
Act-I’m not exactly sure what is going on. We are back in town! There is a lively market and street performers! The drum beats are heavy and the orchestra is vibrant. Oh Yeah! There isn’t any orchestra, it is all prerecorded. I thought a live orchestra would help give the experience a little extra zing! Sorry. Two children take the stage. A bullwhip snaps! And its time for an incredible traditional street performance! The boy is doing somersaults and the girl is folding her body into unacceptably contorted ways. A group of women twirly wheel string fling-a-ma-bobbers hit the stage in their brightly colored gowns. How exciting. WAIT JUST ONE MOMENT!!! What happened to the story about the scroll and the artist and the empress?
Act-Oh, here we are. The scroll, the artist, the emperor, and the empress are center stage. Zhan Zeduan hand the scroll over to the emperor. The emperor’s servants arrive stage right and inspect the scroll. They are five inseparable beings. Each wears a color representing one of the elements or the Olympic rings. It is hard to tell these days. The Olympics have penetrated every facet of Chinese culture and entertainment. They inspect and inspect and inspect. They role up the scroll and unroll it again and inspect, inspect, inspect. “Ah, what a wonderful piece,” they exclaim. The emperor agrees and belts out a verse describing the beauty of the scroll. The empress agrees and exclaims her love for the scroll. Ah, ha! I see what is happening here. The empress and the artist are going to hook up at any moment!
Act-I’m lost again. The lights are dim. The music is low. The curtains shimmer. I can see an enormous object drifting onto the stage. I can’t make it out. Oh… What is it!?! The curtain is transparent but not enough for me to make out the ominous silhouette now at center stage. Oh God! What it is it!?! The music once again rolls into crescendo! The anticipation is killing me! With a cymbal crash and a triumphant beat of the drum; the lights flash and the curtains rise! There! At center stage! Atop a massive Junk! The Great Zhan Zeduan! He is signing! He is signing about… Wait for it… Not his love for the beautiful empress, not his desire for knowledge… He is singing about the scroll. I’m scratching my head right now.
Act-I give up. We are back at the town square. Our triumphant Zhan Zeduan has returned from his boat trip. Not sure where the boat took him; maybe around the world, maybe to the south of China to avoid the invading Jurchans, or perhaps to the other side of the yellow river. Who knows? I'm currently researching this point. For now, all I know is that kids are doing somersaults and everyone in the cast is on stage dancing. The older woman from Act-I is back on stage and signing again. She tells us that Zhan Zeduan painted a magnificent and now famous scroll and that the emperor likes it, the town loves it, and the world is astonished by it. The End.
Really? That was it? Why all the street performances? Why the boat ride? Why the love affair? Why the elemental/Olympic servants? AAHHHH! What does this all mean!?!
I fear that at this point I will never be able to complete this blog entry. Everything I have discussed thus far is only the tip of the iceberg. I apologize for the lengthiness of this story but it is what it is and I look forward to writing about what happens next...
Monday, December 8, 2008
There was no waiting on this one! part 1
Never before have I been witness to an event such as the one I experienced on Thursday November 13th 2008. And I have seen a lot of Sh*t! I dare not delay this blog entry for I do not want to forget a single detail nor miss any element. This may be an all-nighter! I fear that any description I can imagine, any words that I can create, or any statement I can manage to type into my computer will not do justice to the display of utterly confused showmanship which would mislead an audience to interpret such an incomplete message that was literally “Lost in Translation” and is somehow interpreted as, of what one would stretch to call… No, dare to call, art or perhaps even entertainment. Wow. And I say again… Wow. Give me a minute here. I am still trying to absorb that last long-winded statement I made. I have read it eight times now, and yes, it is exactly what I meant to say. However, I need yet another minute as my mind is still trying to process everything that has happened in the three hours prior.
The story begins with a simple invitation from a friend. “May I treat you to the opera tomorrow night?” she said. “I would love to,” I said. And so it began. Steve and Travis, “You missed out!” Marta and I met our friends outside of our gate and piled into a cab. The theater is just outside of the city’s west gate. It is a beautiful theater; its grandeur reminds me a little of Vegas. A bold face and towering pillars mark the entryway. As you enter, light shimmers from crystal chandeliers high above. The banisters of a sweeping grand staircase are woven with red ribbons. The center piece of the entrance hall is a masterfully carved wooden Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith commemorating the 2008 Beijing Olympics! This beautifully sculpted wooden artwork was created by a native
The girls check their bags and we make our way inside the opera hall. The seats are wonderfully cozy. The interior is much like the Goodman Theater,
Let me pause with my description of the evening so that I may focus my audience’s attention on the word ethnocentrism! I know some of my students may be reading and it is important that they understand my understanding of their understanding of the cultural significance of the events of this evening as I attempt to understand it myself and help others to understand my understanding of the audiences’ understanding of the performances. If you are lost in this sentence, not to worry, that is a good start. Being lost is important for us to be able to appreciate ethnocentrism. Yes, appreciate. If we are never lost how could we learn to find our way? Let me share with you how I found my interpretation of ethnocentrism.
The dictionary will tell you that ethnocentrism is the belief of the superiority of one’s own ethnic group. Superiority, really? I think the dictionary made a typo; or is their a better word for its definition or perhaps a better definition? I think the dictionary definition of ethnocentrism is meant for the word ethnosuperioritism; patent pending. And no, ethnosuperioritism is not a fancy word for racism. Racism is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capabilities and that these racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. Ethnosuperioritism is the belief that ethnicity is the primary determinant of human behavior, customs, and language and that these ethnic differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular ethnic group. So, how is ethnocentrism different? Well, ethnocentrism simply doesn’t have the attitude of superiority within its definition. Bias, yes! Predisposition, absolutely! Superiority, I don’t think so!
Ethnocentrism is the tendency to interpret another ethnic groups’ behavior, ideology, and custom with the bias, predisposition, and filter of one’s own ethnicity. Now, the purpose of my blog is to describe the events I witness and share the interactions I experience. To enhance my definition of ethnocentrism I will continue my description of the event I witnessed on Thursday, November 13th 2008 and the corresponding interactions of that evening. Let me remind my audience and myself that I am lost in my own ethnocentricity and as the introduction expressed; I am very confused and even overwhelmed. With that said, let me first say that while I may be lost, it is my opinion that the people in the audience whom I shared this experience with were possibly just as lost if not more so. The question I therefore pose is if they are just as confused about the events of the evening then why do they behave the way they do? O.K. enough jibber-jabber! Let’s get down to business!
An older women steps into the spotlight of center stage. Of course I don’t understand a word of the gentile voice that fills the concert hall. Fortunately my friends are here to help translate. I won’t spend time explaining the translations unless it is valuable to the story. From here on I will tell the story as if I understood the language but keep in mind that my descriptions come from a mix of my friends translations, my own incite, and the historical knowledge of myself, Marta, and Wikipedia.
The woman at center stage tells us the story of an ancient time; a time when Bianjing, now
The scene is set as performers pull fruit and vegetable carts into position. In the background dancers are twirling about and tossing colorful ribbons to-and-fro. The stage lights swirl around and around adding to the magic and mystery of the performance. There is a man strolling from one end of the stage to the other. He is well dressed and has a steady gait. The character exudes authority and demands respect. He stops at the different shops to examine the merchandise. He appears to be wealthy but lacks an entourage so I do not believe he is of nobility. We see the man stop and look into the background and foreground and even into the audience. He is an intellectual… He is an Artist! He is the great calligrapher who created the Qingming Scroll, a brilliant visual representation of
Zhang Zeduan walks the streets of
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Super Mario Kart, Kaifeng Edition
Dan and Jim Meyer were my childhood friends. We discovered many ways to cause trouble and even more creative ways to stay out of it. We teepee’d our first house together, built forts in the woods, started fires, fell into the ice covered pond, flipped through the pages of our first porn, smoked our first cigarettes and drank our first beers together. Yes, Billary Beer. Sorry dad. I do not remember if you caught me on that one or not.
However, before all the shenanigans, we had a different passion. Super Mario Kart. It was 1992 and I had spent the night at the Meyer’s house. They had just got the first installment of one of Nintendo’s finest game series ever created. This spin-off of Super Mario Brothers would occupy a large part of my pre-adolescent and adolescent evenings. My parents never bought me a game council, perhaps hoping that I would focus on reading, writing, or sports. I was never much of a reader or writer. Math and science came natural to me and it took little effort to get by in my classes. I played soccer, baseball, and basketball during the day. In the evenings, it was off to the Meyer’s house for some heated battle mode or grand prix. Who would have thought that 16 years later Super Mario Kart would provide me with such a great analogy here in
It is mid-morning and I stand on the corner of Shu Dian Jie (
Peach has the poll position. She is a young graduate of the police academy. Her uniform is dark blue and she pulls her hair back into a ponytail. She is riding a silver electric-scooter. Peach is a novice rider with great ambition. To her right is Mario. He is a middle aged local driving an auto rickshaw, he carries one passenger today. His Kart is agile and swift. Luigi and Yoshi are set in the second row. Luigi is a second year student at
Directly behind him awaits the bruiser known as Bowser. Bowser drives a blue cab. His Kart is slow, but not to worry, this man has navigated the chaotic streets of
The little cloud man swoops down to wave the starting flag. The light flashes red, then yellow, then green. They’re off! Peach spins her tires into a stall. She hasn’t mastered the timing for the jump start. Mario, Toad, and Bowser nail the start and jump out front, neck and neck. Bowser and Toad are in a heated match for the lead. Bowser’s experience shines on this day. He gives toad the inside lane. Out of nowhere, a bus squeals into the intersection. Toad has two choices; slam on the breaks or slam into the bus. He hits the breaks and Bowser takes the lead!
The racers have not yet crossed the intersection and it is too early to count anyone out. Yoshi, Koopa Troopa, and Donkey Kong are in a dead heat. None hit the jump start, none stalled. Yoshi, with his speedy Kia, inches ahead. Donkey Kong puts his weight into the battle and forces Koopa Troopa onto the shoulder. Luigi relies on strategy, he drafts Donkey until he peddles up enough speed and momentum for an overtake. Yoshi has caught up to the slower Bowser who is preoccupied with his quest for a passenger. Yoshi swerves in and out of the lanes, waiting for the right moment to take the lead. Just then, a pedestrian jumps into the lanes of traffic. Bowser hits the breaks, Yoshi strafes left and puts the peddle to the metal.
Hurling into the first turn it is Yoshi with the lead! Followed closely by Mario and Luigi. Nipping at their heals are Donkey Kong and Peach. Koopa Troopa is far behind but gaining ground with his slowly but surely strategy. Toad is nowhere to be found after dodging the bus and ducking off into a side road. Bowser has picked up a passenger and pulls a U-banger; I think this race is over for him as well. I decide to leave the race and continue with my day. The light changes again and the crossing guard waves me through. I think I’ll check out the morning snacks at Gu Lou.
Producing Guanpee
On the night of
18 hours earlier
06:00 Board the train at
10:00 Play go fish with nudie cards, attract a crowd
12:00 Pass the 25th power pant
14:00 Pass the elevated bridge to nowhere
16:00 Arrive in
16:10 Find the line to purchase return tickets
16:15 Confuse the man at the ticket counter with our broken Chinese
16:20 Get our tickets
16:25 Poop in the McDonalds bathroom
16:36 Head south from the North Gate
16:50 Pass the exceedingly large government building
17:20 Find the youth hostel
17:50 Stop at Starbucks and enjoy a Grande Americano, Travis does not enjoy said coffee. Steve drinks a girly Carmel Frappuccino.
18:10 Enter Muslim quarter
18:34 Do not find The Great Mosque, pass it many times
18:46 Find excellent Muslim grill
18:55 Eat delicious Muslim grilled food (Including Ostrich)
19:45 Return to hostel, poo
20:30 Find Bar Street
20:34 Find bum wine
20:39 Finish bum wine
20:43 Pass tittie bar
20:45 Enter sweet-ass hostel on
20:47 Order beer and shots of whisky
20:49 Finish beer, finish shots
20:51 Return to
20:56 Enter Captain’s
21:10 Meet Chinese students from
21:20 They buy us more beers
21:31 Students call it a night, we finish their beers
21:40 Meet a group celebrating their 10 year reunion
21:43 Mike goes for smokes
21:46 Travis and Steve drink an unknown amount of an unknown alcohol
21:50 Mike returns
22:57 Mike meets a Chinese student
22:59 Steve names Chinese student Chuck
23:02 Return to hostel on
23:03 Travis, Steve, Chuck, and Mike take a seat at bar
23:04 Shots of Jack
23:05 Chugging beer
23:06 Uncertain
23:08 Move to a table, Chuck buys us beer
23:15 Steve talks to an Indian guy from
23:18 Yuci invites us to club
23:19 Travis is missing, we do not go to club
23:45 Travis returns
23:50 Travis makes enemies
23:51 Mike, Steve, and Chuck do not understand
23:54 Travis yells something and runs out door never to return
23:55 Mike, Steve, and Chuck do not understand
00:07 Uncertain
00:11 Uncertain
00:21 Uncertain
00:24 Uncertain
00:31 Uncertain
00:45 Leave hostel
00:46 Mike falls over
00:48 Mike falls over again
00:52 Mike runs across the street
00:53 Chuck gives chase
00:54 Steve laughs out loud
00:57 Steve and Chuck drag me back home
01:01 Steve wrestles Mike into bed
01:02 Mike does not want to go to bed
01:04 Mike passes out
01:30 Steve needs to puke
01:31 Steve steps in conspicuous puddle
01:32 Steve pukes
02:00 Mike wakes up in a cool wet bed. He is confused and annoyed. He immediately drops his pants and moves to another bed. His crotch is dry. He did not pee himself.
09:30 Alarms ring, Mike mentions the unusual event and points at the wet bed.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Beijing Huan Ying Ni
I step off the train at
After a fifteen minute hike I step outside to catch my first glimpse of
I walk a block or so from the station to catch a cab because I do not want to wait in line. I do not need to check in to my hotel until 6p so I have some time to kill. Tiananmen is my first stop. The cabbie drops me off around the corner from the square and I am immediately hounded to buy souvenirs. I am interested in the post cards a man is selling, I ask him how much. He replies, “20.” I laugh and turn to walk away. He asks, “How much you pay?” I reply, “Not 20.” “How much?” He asks again. I bust out my Chinese skills and explain to him that I am a teacher at
It is a beautiful day; the sun is shining and the sky is clear. I walk the sidewalk towards Tiananmen. I am overcome with excitement and my heart is beating heavily. I am about to enter one of the most historical sites in the world. Well, most historical for me because I have studied Chinese politics for the past two years. Tiananmen was witness to massive rallies and protests, celebration and mourning. Tiananmen, Gateway of Heavenly Peace, was initially built in 1417. It marks the entrance to the Forbidden City and represents the political heart of
I cross the street to The Forbidden City. Steve suggested that I visit the parks outside of the city. I enter the
After capturing a sweet photo of a butterfly in flight I make my way through the crowds to The Forbidden City. The city design is powerful in stature. It is certainly meant to leave a lasting impression on the visitor. The main squares and temples are impressive but are empty of any cultural relics. To find those, the visitor must get to the side streets and check out all the mini museums. Unfortunately, I primarily find replicas and souvenirs. However, I do find a sweet Mao Zedong shoulder bag! Awesome! The symbol of Mao is quite powerful and I find myself unable to resist his magic. Even knowing the history, I am falling in love. After careful reflection I have come to understand my new obsession. Mao represents a great paradigm in Chinese culture. There were many policy failures under his rule but he is a symbol of the greater good. An idea; the idea that someday this nation will achieve utopia.
“One World, One Dream” was the 2008 Beijing Olympics motto. A dream shared by a nation, to be shared by the world. To live in peace and act for mutual benefit is the aim of
Sunday, October 5, 2008
In Queue
Monday,
I had to go to
There are no seats available in the waiting area so I roam around the station pretending to read the posters or listen to the television. I walk towards the gates to locate the line for my train. There are little signs above each gate with the train number and time. There are electric signs but they do not seem to be working today. I find my gate and heeding my students’ warnings, I decide to get in line now. I do not know if it coincidence or if others noticed the wei guo ren in line, but seconds after I stepped in line another hundred people jumped out of their seats and stood in line behind me or next to me or cut in front of me. It is an interesting mix of people in line and I observe a generation gap in social order.
As I stand in line, the people who cut in front of me were all older or appeared to be non-urban. Their clothes were solid in color and their shoes a little beat up or re-stitched. They appeared as unfamiliar with the process as me. The people directly behind me consisted of families and middle aged urbanites. The two older generation groups are pushing and shoving to get close to the front or at least close enough to see the gate activity. Behind this jumbled mass are students and young wealthy looking adults. They are waiting patiently and appear to not have a care in the world. The forming of this queue represents three distinct demographics in
Robert André LaFleur was one of my favorite teachers at
I described the morning market in my “Sun Get Up, Mikey Get Up” blog. This traditional setting depicts the chaotic rush to buy, sell, and barter. One does not enter the market for a casual stroll. It is business. Get in, buy or sell, get out. Waiting in line only delays the rest of the days’ activities. The farmers must get back to tend their field and the shopkeepers need to open for business. This was a daily routine for hundreds of years. The conflict ridden nineteen hundreds exerted enormous pressure on the people of
The elder generation (50-70 years old) experienced The Great Leap Forward (1954), The Great Famine of
A life experience of such has a lasting impression on the elder generation. Feelings of anxiety may resonate in such mundane acts as waiting in line for a train. Living through constant uncertainty has left people feeling the need to rush to the front of the line or rush to their seat. Like returning home after a long journey, reaching that seat helps subdue anxiety and creates a feeling of security.
The middle generation (30-50 years old) experienced a time period of rebuilding and economic growth. This generation had the freedom to move about the country. They did not experience frequent policy reversals, constant political reorganization, and life threatening famine. Their generation witnessed the implementation of free market policies. Under Dong Xiaoping,
Enjoying the ability to choose which crops they grew, where they lived and worked, and attending schools of their choice leaves the middle generation more patient and more comfortable in daily activities. While waiting in line is fun for no one, this generation does not share the anxieties of the elder generation. They have worked hard to make their place in society. Their families may enjoy the prosperity created by quick modernization and free market enterprise. Visiting the developed urban centers of
My generation (20-30 years old) is significantly different from their parents and grandparents. I recognize that every generation is different from the one before. However, this generation has a new set of beliefs and values. In the
I remember my first day of U.S. Foreign policy. Beth Dougherty asked us, what is it to be an American? We discussed how the American spirit or American dream separates the
Friday, October 3, 2008
New Campus, Old Campus
Wednesday,
Antonio is native to
We head south through the Muslim quarter. There are market stands of fresh vegetables, beef, and lamb. Every third stall or so is a breakfast stop. They serve noodles, eggs, and soup. Antonio points out the breakfast spot with the best soup. There are many people sitting inside and an overflow out onto the street. Many young adults are carrying this popular soup out of the restaurant in plastic bags. How weird. I have seen this many times and I even took a bag of soup to go last week. It is weird, but practical. I guess there really is no reason to have a plastic, cardboard, or Styrofoam container…
Half way down the road I notice a church. It is about a block west. I ask Antonio if it is Christian. He says the word for it in Chinese but I did not recognize it so we decide to take a closer look. We enter the main gate and there is a pleasant young lady gesturing for us to enter. Standing out front are two statues of saints that look familiar. I do not know religions very well but I had definitely seen these saints at Catholic churches before. Antonio and Jane had never been in a Catholic church so I believe they were just as intrigued as I. Upon entering I am surprised that I don’t ignite into flames or get struck down by lightning. I guess God is off today or isn’t concerned with the likes of me. I think she is just a really nice gal. Those Christian extremist in the States may want to rethink their position on God’s position.
After walking through the pews and taking pictures of the painted glass we return to the Muslim market. The hustle and bustle has subsided as the breakfast hour is now over. I don’t mean to say the streets have cleared, the pace has simply lessened. The street T-bones into a larger street and I look to the right to find a
We continue east and take a right to find a Muslim Mosque. Again we ask if we can enter. The man at the entryway says it is ok to look around but do not take any pictures and do not enter the temple. I am content with looking around. The Mosque is colorfully decorated but void of statues and pictures. It is much more simple then the
Jews in
The Jews had all but disappeared by the time The Peoples Republic of
We hop on a bus and head towards the new campus. The bus is 1RMB, that’s 14 cents USD. This is my first time on the city bus or gong gong qi che. It is pretty crowded but you really can’t beat the price. It takes you all the way across town and the journey is not very long, unless of course the bus breaks down. It does. We wait a moment as the driver opens up the engine and begins to fiddle around with the motor. The campus is only a block away so we decide to walk. As we enter the gate our bus drives by and gives a friendly honk of the horn.
The campus is enormous! It is reminiscent of a State school campus. The buildings are megalithic and separated by parks, gardens, lakes, and sports fields. It is quite impressive. The campus is only 8 years old and designed for science and engineering students. Like my campus, the freshmen are lined up and practicing military drills. This campus has 30,000 plus students and every inch of the athletic fields are covered with freshmen in their military fatigues. It is quite a site.
We stop at the 7 story library and check out the archives. I can not help but take a look at the 1989 newspapers. I am too curious. The facilities are much like
We take a direct bus from the old campus to the new campus and I convince the students it is time for lunch, although it is only 11:30. They treat me to Hana Fuku which I am told it is a favorite among the students. I let Jane and Antonio do the ordering because I still do not recognize most things on the menu. We get a sweet and sour eggplant dish which is to die for! We also have some spicy potato and a meat sandwich thing. All very good. After lunch we return to my apartment to review the first drafts. They have a good start and I look forward to the final product.
